The All Things Legal Show with Craig Ashton and Ed Schade

1.    Dion Sanders says Colorado dismissed multiple players following loss at Northwestern.  
2.    Trump calls for ‘tremendous self-regulation’ as AI execs sign ‘morally binding’ pact at White House.   
3.    Convicted Theranos fraudster Elizabeth Holmes issues ominous threat from prison: ‘I’ll burn them.’   
4.    Diddy’s pampered life in prison: Massages, nude photos, Hennessy.  
5.    AI Judge Judy:  
           a.    Florida man investigated in multiple Utah Lego thefts is arrested in Idaho.  
           b.    Naked, drunk Florida man found passed out in grassy intersection, punches cop who woke him up.  
           c.    Florida man whose Nazi flag was confiscated at Kia Center event sues city of Orlando.

1. Who is under the Buss, The LA Laker Sale Broken Down. 
2. Uber Driver Tells SF Chronicle he Uses Tesla Full Self Driving 95% of the time- even while napping! 
3. Move over Elizabeth Holmes- Pheobe Gates – Bill Gates’ daughter is facing 20 years for wire fraud. 
4. ChatGPT tells Fox News they are implementing 5 new guardrails to protect kids. 
5.  AI Judge Judy – Claude’s Anthropic weighs in on:
   • Drunken Oklahoma Secretary of State orders late night drive thru without the car.
   • Naked Florida Man roams Florida Hobbie Lobby.
   • Drunk Florida Sherrif Crashes Car with a handle of Vodka in Hand.

1. Adam Vinatieri shamed into offering apology and explanation for Hall of Fame speech that was epic- Outkick Sports.
2. Venomous snake found in high school football players helmet.
3. Middle Finger Emoji: Zuckerberg faces questions over why superyacht reportedly declined to help stranded boat.
4. Tensions in the Arctic: Greenland issues sharp rebuke to Texas-linked oil company- The Guardian.
5. If You Get in a Car Crash, the Risk Is Growing Your Insurance Won’t Pay.
6. Woman on scooter killed in downtown collision- SF STANDARD.
7. AI JUDGE JUDY COMMENTS ON FLORIDA MAN.

1. Giants suspending Harrison Bader’s pay after scooter crash in San Francisco.
2. Tony Romo DUI arrested CBS at a breaking point after leaving: Worst contract in media history.’
3. Rebel sports league faces Chapter 11 bankruptcy
4. Waymo weeks away from driverless rides in Sacramento, councilmembers say.
5. The State Department Presented an Error-Filled AI Map of Africa.
6. Claude’s Anthropic – AI Judge Judy Weighs in on Florida Man:
   • Florida man allegedly threatened repo men with tomahawk.
   • Florida man dressed as Superman put in cuffs after confession.
   • Deputies seek information on woman accused of throwing BuzzBall at Lehigh Acres 7-Eleven clerk.

1.49ers' Kyle Shanahan accepts blame for car crash, says he swerved when phone fell.

2.He Opened Up at a Netflix Retreat 'Trust' Exercise-Then, He Was Fired.

3.Gas prices bumming you out? California will pay you to buy your first EV - but not every model qualifies.

4.San Francisco threatens Apple, Google with legal action over fake nude apps.

5.AI JUDGE JUDY BROUGHT TO YOU BY ANTHROPIC'S CLAUDE:

• Florida man caught driving lawnmower on highway arrested for DUI.
• Naked man with sex toys gets address wrong, enters stranger's home, FL cops say.
• Florida woman's eats her way through Walmart on motorized cart.

1. “Insta” Career implosion: Brandon Aiyuk And His Obsession With Instagram.
2. Paul Palosi Charged With Hit And Run By Napa County District Attorney.
3. San Francisco Finally Pushes Back On Waymo.
4. National Rules For Autonomous Vehicle Manufacturers Being Considered: What Qualifies As An E-Bike.
5. AI Judge Judy Weighs In On Three Nude Women Air Drying At Florida Rest Stop.
6. AI Judge Judy Weighs In On Drunken Bicyclist Arrested At Taco Bell.
7. AI Judge Judy Weighs In On Drunk Florida Man Abandons Air Boat At Sheriff Substation.

1. AI Glasses Lead to Tour De France Rider Being Disqualified.
2. Matthew Stafford Continues To Manage Back Injury: Legal Issues Loom.
3. Meta Appeals Landmark Jury Verdict In Social Media Case.
4. Tragic Pontoon Boat Capsizing In SF Bay.
5. "Here Comes The Sun" Trump Backed Bill Seeks To Make Daylight Savings Time Permanent.
6. Ai Judge Judy Wieghs In On 6 Florida Nudists Arrested on Wrong Beach.
7. AI Judge Judy Weighs In On Drunk Florida Man Blames Sobriety On "Leg Day."

1.  New Phil Mickelson Allegations in Shipnuck’s Pablo Torre Interview. 
2.  Paul Palosi Involved In Napa Hit And Run. 
3.  Waymo Catches Fire During SF 4th of July Celebration.
4.  SF Police Expanding Drone Use: Issues Of Privacy.
5.  New Jersey Requiring Lidar And Radar In All Autonomous Vehicles.
6.  AI Judge Judy Weighs In On Floridia Wins Key Lime Eating Championship With Bazaar Truck.
7.  AI Judge Judy Weighs In On Floridia Man Found With 34 Cans Of Empty White Claw On The Floor After Traffic Stop. 

1. Apparently, Phil Mickelson's Wife Got Him Kicked Out Of Golf Club.
2. What's Going on With Branden Aiyuck?
3. Supreme Court Affirms Birthright Citizenship: 150 Years of History Broken Down In 3.5 minutes.
4. 2 ways To Amend the Constitution.
5. Thank Teddy Roosevelt: FDA Approves ZYN Labeling "Less Harmful Than Cigarettes."
6. AI Judge Judy Weighs In On: Florida Man Steals Smokey The Bear Signs Attempts To Sell On Facebook. 
7. AI Judge Judy Weighs In On Florida Woman Caught Hiding Cocaine Where the Sun Don't Shine In The Sunshine State.

1. Phil Mickelson Reportedly Kicked Out Of Golf Club For Inappropriate Touching.
2. Prediction Markets Get Regulation: Minimal But It's a Start.
3. SF TO Waymo. "DO Better" Passenger Pickups In Bike Lanes-Dangerous.
4. Meta and Google Denied New Trick: After Social Media Addiction Loss.
5. SF Pokémon Bandits Busted By Police Drone.
6. AI Judge Judy Weighs In On Florida Man Arrested For Impersonating Lawyer At Traffic Stop.
7. AI Judge Judy Weighs In On Florida Man Arrested For Burglary On The Way To Court Appearance For Burglary.

1. Robot Soccer Player Better Than Humans: 2034 Saudi World Cup?
2. Chinese Car Manufacture BYO To Take Full Legal Responsibility For Accident During FSD.
3. Shoplifter Robs Yoga Shop: Flees in Waymo.
4. UC Berkley Law School Bans Most AI.
5. State Workers Fight Newsom's July 1st 2026 Back To Office Work Mandate With First Amendment.
6. AI Judge Judy Weighs In On Naked Florida Man Tries To out Swim Florida Police 
7. AI Judge Judy Weighs In On Florida Woman Arrested For Skinny Dipping I Strangers Pool: Trespass My Ass.

1.  Protect College Sports Act Gets JumpStart: Texas Tech QB Reinstated After Allegations of Gambling On College Sports.
2.  Trump Wants to Buy Caguas Island From Mauritius.
3.  Neom Gonski: Saudi's To Spend 16 Billion to Cancel Construction Contracts.
4.  Virginia City Is This Saudi Arabia's Future?
5.  Waymo Rolling Out Long Distance Robo Taxi Built For Bad Weather in Tahoe.
6.  AI Judge Judy Weighs In On Floria Woman Cited For Using Handheld Devise Even Though She Doesn't Have a Right Hand.
7.  Ai Judge Judy Weighs In On Aquaman Meets Florida Man: Tries To swim away From Cops.

1. LeBron To The Warriors: That's Where The Lawyers Come In.
2. Kanye West Italian Concert Cancelled: Free Speech Not Free In Free Enterprise.
3. First Johnny Depp Now Armie Hammer : Cannabises Fanaticist. 
4. Students At San Diego State Protest Massive AI Directed System.
6. Santa Clara County Attorney Sues Facebook For Facilitating Fraudulent Advertising.
7. AI Judge Judy Weighs In On Florida Man Arrested At Taco Bell For Exposing His Chimichanga.
8. AI Judge Judy Weighs In On Florida Man Makes Cross Country Trip Riding a Pear Shaped Moped.

1. The All Drug Olympics: Enhanced Games and Result Are In.
2. Johnny Depp Back From Defamation Debacle: Slated to star In Movie With Penelope Cruz.
3. Waymo Suspends All Freeway Rides Over Safety.
4. All Vehicles Sold In EU Must Be Able To Hook Up To Breathalyzer.
5. Welcome To SF New Happy Hour: Robot Boxing.
6. AI Judge Judy Weighs In On Drunken Florida Man Pulls Himself Over: Asks To Be Arrested.
7. AI Judge Judy Weighs In On Nake Florida Man Goes Skinny Dipping In Florida 5 Star Resort Pool.

1. LIV Golf Dies?  Laying Ground Work For US Bankruptcy.
2. Waymo Expands Bay Area Driverless Rides Just Before World Cup.
3. Could We Have Been The Kardashians: Grappler Intends To End High Speed Chases.
4. Musk Loses Open AI Lawsuit: Straight Shot For Open AI IPO.
5. Monterey County Installs 9 AI Controlled Traffic Lights: What Could Go Wrong Hal?
6. AI Judge Judy Weighs In On Florida Man Change Neighbors Motion Light In Nothing But Headlamp and Flip Flops.
7. AI Judge Judy Weighs In On Florida Woman Fireball Fueled Golf Course Drive In a Hyundai.