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Carl Burnetts surprise medical is comedy gold. The comedic legend underwent an examination without her knowledge in this classic and hysterical skit. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see how Carol reacted to undergoing a medical examination that caused her to think something else was going on in this skit from The Carol Burnett Show. No one enjoys going to the doctor. The physician may be a perfectly nice and personable person, but that still doesnt make trips to see them any more enjoyable. Getting poked, prodded and then being charged for the whole awful experience is no ones idea of a good time. There are many different and better ways to spend our precious time than seeing the doctor. While getting that annual check-up is necessary, that doesnt mean we enjoy the process. Thats why, given how people feel about seeing a doctor, theres a natural aversion and reluctance to scheduling those appointments. Even when its clear that seeing a doctor would benefit us, some still resist going. That was where Carol was in a skit from The Carol Burnett Show. In a clip posted on YouTube, she was feeling tired and run-down, and even with plenty of sleep, she still couldnt shake it. However, she refused to see the doctor. So, Carols husband, played by Harvey Korman, brought the doctor to her without her knowing. He had a golf buddy, who happened to be a doctor, come over and examine her without telling her what he was doing. This could only end badly, right? Through a series of strange and awkward movements, the undercover doctor examined her eyes, ears, and throat, tested her reflexes and even listened to her heart. Of course, this gave Carol pause, prompting her to question what was going on. She thought this man had less-than-honorable intentions. Carols reactions to the doctors actions will have you rolling with laughter. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

This comedian believes you should reassess those healthy choices youve made. The funnyman Derrick Stroup feels that now is the time to throw caution and healthy alternatives to the wind. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear why he thinks this way, and why he thinks anyone who exercises also has issues. No one is going to live forever. As morbid and depressing as it may sound, death is inevitable for everyone, and there is nothing we can do to change that simple, straightforward fact. It is going to happen to all of us at some point. Our bodies and our time on this earth are temporary. Eventually, our time will run out. Yes, we might be able to improve and extend our lives by eating healthily, getting plenty of exercise and getting the proper amount of sleep. But no matter how much you do this or that, time will win out in the end. It remains undefeated, and it always will have that perfect record. However, one comedian feels that even attempting to live a health-conscious life is completely and totally in vain. Why eat healthy? Now, according to Derrick, it is the time you want. Indulge in those delicious desires and eat as you please. Why does he feel this way? Listen, you should be eating whatever you want, Derrick said in a clip posted on YouTube. The worlds on fire. If you watch the news and go, Ill take a kale salad, youre sick in the head, man. Theres no better time than now to put gravy on your salad. Later in the clip, he mentioned that exercise is also a pointless activity. You got people exercising, he said. I think thats crazy, too. You want to live to be 100 to see how this movie ends? You got problems, man. Im not saying off yourself, Im saying go out the old-fashioned way, you know? Be like 83 years old, weed eating in the yard, and you go, Ka, Ka, Ka, I think thats it. Romans 6:23 For the reward of sin is death; but what God freely gives is eternal life in Jesus Christ our Lord.

This hysterical welcome home sign had one father in stitches. Once dad saw the poster greeting him as he got off the plane, he couldnt keep it together. Watch the short, but hilarious clip to see the fathers reaction and read the message on the sign. Traveling and exploring new and exotic locations is something most people enjoy. Who doesnt like going on trips and getting a little rest and relaxation while working on your tan? But after a while, no matter how great our vacation spot, we all start to yearn for home. We want and need to return to the place we know best, to get back into a routine. Home, as they say, is where the heart resides. Its a familiar and safe location, and most importantly, its where the people we love the most in this world also happen to live. Come to think of it, what could be better than home? Well, what about the people you love the most greeting you upon your return home with a sign that immediately sends you into hysterics? In a clip posted on YouTube, a father was captured at the airport returning from a trip. As he walked through the airport, he noticed his son carrying a sign. Now, on this sign in his sons hands was a message welcoming home. But it wasnt just any message, saying how much he loved and missed his father. It was something very different and unexpected. The sign read, Welcome Home From Prison. Im Your Son! Thats one way to welcome your father home following his time away. Regardless of whether you were the boys father or just another passenger walking through the airport, if you saw a child holding that sign, how could you keep from bursting out laughing? Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

This woman shared what happens and what is said when Southerners discuss fishing. Her sharp, quick-witted and likely relatable comments will, without a doubt, have you laughing hysterically long after the video ends. Watch the short but hilarious clip to learn what can happen when Southerners go and even discuss fishing. Having pastimes or hobbies is necessary. Life can get stressful, and those concerns and stressors can weigh heavily, even making it feel as if the weight of the world is resting on the shoulders. Thats when those activities can and do come in handy. They help get our minds off our present circumstances and struggles, and if its only for a few moments, that can do wonders for our physical and emotional well-being. Now, when it comes to selecting a pastime or a hobby, there are many different options. Many people prefer going out on the links for a round of golf, reading a good book or even knitting. Of course, those are only a sampling of the hobbies in which people choose to participate. Still, others might enjoy the peace and quiet that comes with sitting on the dock, their rod resting in the lake, as they silently wait for a fish to come along and take the bait. In a clip posted on YouTube, a woman hilariously shares what is often said when people who call the South home go and discuss fishing. Moments in the clip, and you will find yourself literally laughing out loud. Ole Billy Bob found my fishing hole, and now I got to find a new best friend, she said. If the fish aint biting, you blame the weather, she added. Oh, his boat costs more than his house, and hes still catching fish the size of a chicken nugget, the woman stated. Give a man a fish, and hell eat for a day, she said. Teach a man to fish, and hell buy a boat he cant afford. Matthew 4:19 And he said to them, Come after me, and I will make you fishers of men.

Dustin Nickerson gave an honest and hilarious take on his days as a youth pastor. The funnyman shared that she spent several years working as a youth pastor and learned quite a few things. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Dustin talk about being a youth pastor and what he learned about teenagers as a result. Over the course of ones working life, odds are they will have had several jobs and positions. The days of someone staying in one job with the same company for 30 and 40 years are long gone. Now, some of those may be related in one way or another, while some people may have worked jobs that dont seem to be connected in any discernible way. Regardless of what someone does for a living, they will no doubt gain knowledge and information that will assist them in their next job, whatever that may be. It could be something as transferable and helpful as knowing how to deal with a particular troubling situation or how to best handle an upset, irate customer. There are learning opportunities literally everywhere; its just a matter of understanding what was learned and when. In a clip posted on social media, Dustin says that he actually worked as a youth pastor for nearly a decade. For seven years, he ministered to youngsters. But as he confessed, he was not the greatest youth pastor in the world, and there was one big reason for that. I was a youth pastor for seven years, and I was terrible at it cause I dont like teenagers, he said. It was the teenage boys. Like, an eighth-grade boy. Youre like, What is this smell? They smell sour. They smell like behind an Applebees. Not every job is going to be perfect, and it sounds like while Dustin gave it a good shot, he was probably meant to do something else. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

This comedian has a hilarious reason why he says to consider marrying someone from Kansas. The surprising and unexpected reason why he believes Kansas is the best state to select a spouse from will have you rolling with laughter. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear why those who are single might want to look into Kansas. Marriage is a big, life-changing commitment. Its not something to be entered into lightly, that is for sure. Its a vow, a lifelong promise to remain with someone, regardless of what life may throw at you. As the officiant of the ceremony often says, only death can and should separate those two individuals. However, before standing at the altar and reciting those vows, its important to make sure its the right person. While its impossible to predict the future, getting to know that person as much as possible before popping the question is a good idea. Again, marriage is not something to be entered into lightly or without much prayer and consideration. However, in a clip posted on YouTube, comedian Derrick Stroup offers some helpful advice for those who are single and are seeking a spouse. He suggests investigating a specific area, one of the countrys 50 states, for a possible spouse, and his reasoning could not be more surprising and hilarious. Everybody should get a partner from Kansas, he said. Yeah, no. Theyre very easy to impress. Shes from a town of 88 people. I show her a five-story building, shes like, Howd they get up there, you know? Im like, Elevators, baby. Im going to show you the world. Later in the clip, he mentioned that he took his better half to New York City. It was her first time in the Big Apple, and she made a hilarious, but understandable mistake, especially if youve never been to such a big city before. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A comedian explained how New York City mice are of a totally different breed. These mice are unlike any other youve ever encountered in your life. Watch the short but hysterical clip of her funnyman, Derrick Stroup, hilariously share how these rodents are unlike any hes ever come across. New York City has been called the heart of civilization. Its home to Broadway, the Statue of Liberty, Times Square, Madison Square Garden and the New York Stock Exchange. Also, when it comes to food, the Big Apple does not disappoint either. It has just about every kind of cuisine you can think of and then some. Naturally, New York City is also home to New Yorkers. Now, New Yorkers, and really Northeasterners as a whole, are known to be loud, aggressive and a little pushy at times. Perhaps its because they have to ride a crowded subway and hike dozens of city blocks to reach their destination. They are so focused on where they are going, on their destination, that they have no time to exchange pleasantries or even an acknowledging glance. In a clip posted on YouTube, Derrick explains that the citys rats have even begun to take on the persona of a stereotypical New Yorker. They are loud, pushy, and refuse to budge, even when someone tries to force them out of their apartment. Instead, they dig in their heels and become more determined and entrenched in the apartment they currently inhabit. They are not willing to give an inch, and, as Derrick explains, will even fight when a rat trap is used in an attempt to force them to exit the premises. No, New York City mice are different, he said. I got everything blocked off in my apartment. Weve looked everywhere. Were pretty sure theyre coming through the front door. Later in the clip, Derrick, who grew up in the country, is familiar with mice, having encountered them before. However, as he states, mice in New York City are a very different breed. They will not go down without a fight. Genesis 1:21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moves, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

Carol Burnett lost it in this classic and hysterical skit. The legendary comedian and actress could not keep it together and burst out laughing several times during this Carol Burnett Show sketch. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see what caused Carol to break character and break down laughing. The Carol Burnett Show is a beloved program. It featured a legendary all-star cast of some of the biggest names in comedy history in truly zany, off-the-wall skits. The show produced dozens of classics, with clips of those hysterical skits that still cause many to literally laugh out loud. However, as much as the show was known for its beloved, incredibly talented cast and sketches, many would argue that the best part of the show was witnessing the actors break character and start laughing mid-skit. Of course, Harvey Korman was the usual suspect, often unable to keep it together because of something Tim Conway did or said. But everyone else had their fair share of crackups, including Carol herself. A clip posted on YouTube starts with Carol explaining the setup of a particular skit and how several unexpected events led her to burst out laughing. Instead of Harvey breaking, who also appears in the sketch as a reporter attempting to interview Carol, it was she who could not contain her laughter. The skit itself is ridiculous already. Carol plays this supposed legendary escape artist who gets tangled up in a jacket and a microphone wire and is outmaneuvered by a shoestring. She struggles endlessly to get out of these situations, and then somehow shes going to perform this death-defying trick successfully? That setup would have been funny enough, but Carols incessant laughter sends this one over the top, making it an absolute classic and a must-watch. It's safe to say that there will never be a show like The Carol Burnett Show. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

This specific competition is Greg Warrens ultimate what if. The popular funnyman said that if this competition had been available when he was in high school, he would have done anything to be involved. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear about this surprising high school competition and the lengths Greg would have gone to be a member of the team. Americans love themselves some sports, and really, all things competition. Honestly, if theres an activity that could in any way be configured so two or more teams compete against one another, it will happen. And the likelihood that that brand-new competitive activity will catch on and find an audience is pretty good. Have you seen how many channels are dedicated solely to sports? Also, have you checked out what sports are shown on those channels? Now, if there is anything Americans love more than sports, its eating. I mean, have you seen the size of the average American lately? Given how much people love competition and chowing down on a delicious, mouth-watering plate of food, it only makes sense to combine them. Now, Im not talking about professional eating, that already exists, but this is something else entirely, and Greg hilariously explained in a clip posted on social media. The state of Texas has high school barbecue, he said. I know. They do. Theres teams, like, high school teams that barbecue against each other. And Im going to tell you right now, I would have played that sport. Later in the clip, Greg states how far he would have gone to be on his high school barbecue team if it had existed back in his day. I would have quit wrestling so fast to go out for barbecue, he said. I love, I would have done what, like, Coach, I just want to be on this team. Ill do what it takes. Ill start on chicken or turkey. I dont have to do the big stuff now. Put me on sides. Put me on sides, coach. 1 Corinthians 9:24 Do you not see that in a running competition all take part, but only one gets the reward? So, let your minds be fixed on the reward.

Comedian Zoltan Kaszas hysterically explained Millennials. The funnyman discussed the habits and characteristics of people born between 1981 and 1996. Watch the short but hilarious clip to learn about the individuals referred to as Millennials, which will have you laughing long after the video ends. For whatever reason, terms have been devised that refer to individuals based on the year they were born. Why someone thought this was necessary, Im not really sure, but you will often hear people casually throw around these terms in conversation. Typically, they are used in a derogatory manner, seeming to serve as a means to cut them down or to explain an inexplicable activity or move. Without a doubt, the most popular of these generational-defining terms is boomer. Of course, that has been shortened from Baby Boomer, people born between 1946 and 1964. And again, whenever boomer is uttered, it is usually as a way to call someone old and out of touch without actually calling them old. In a clip posted on YouTube, Zoltan shared his thoughts and opinions on another group of individuals, who are commonly referred to as Millennials. He admits that he previously did not have a very high opinion of Millennials, but something happened that quickly changed his view of them. I used to make fun of Millennials, he said. That was something I did. Yeah, I used to make fun of Millennials until I did a Google search, and I realized I am one. Now, I dont think theyre that bad. Later in the clip, he shared that his move and the drastic change in his opinion of Millennials is a perfect example of a part of him that isnt really great, but hes incredibly honest about a personal flaw. Thats who I am in a nutshell, he said. Im a total hypocrite. Ill make fun of a group of people until I realize I am that group of people, and be like, come on, you guys. Theyre alright. I like Millennials. If I did have to pick on Millennials, I think our biggest issue is were too self-aware. He then points out that Millennials understand they have issues and problems, but dont do anything to fix them. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

This one, often-used phrase led to a big fight between Nate Bargatze and his wife. The popular and incredibly funny comedian explained why his wife's continual use of a phrase weve all heard many times caused such a big blowup between the two of them. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what the phrase was and to hear Nate explain the course of events that followed. Language, and the words we use, are powerful. Through words, we can make people feel certain emotions, move them to act in particular ways and even force them to reconsider what they think and believe on this or that subject. What we say and do matters, and as youve probably found out, those words hold a large amount of power. Now, in everyday conversations, humans have invented several short, concise and witty sayings to express certain ideas and actions. More than likely, youre familiar with many of these colloquialisms, and probably even use some of them regularly when conversing with family, friends or coworkers. In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate mentioned how in one fell swoop caused a massive fight between him and his wife. During a conversation, he said she repeated it over and over, making it seem like she had heard about it and wanted to try it on, to see how it felt. But as they continued talking, Nate questioned whether she really understood what one fell swoop meant. As any man knows, that wasnt a smart move on his part. And so, I just, like, waited, and she didnt say anything, he said. And I just go, Thats not what one fell swoop means. And instead of possibly just being wrong, she goes, I know what one fell swoop means. I go, Yeah, it doesnt sound like you do, all right? That conversation and fight made the rest of the night tense and awkward. Genesis 2:24 For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.

Dustin Nickerson gave a hysterical confession about his sweet tooth. The funnyman has quite a love of sweets, but there was one treat that was almost too much for him. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear just how much he loves those sweet, sugary treats and which one was too much for him. Is there anyone who does not enjoy sweets? Sure, there are a few crazy and insane people who will raise their hands, claiming not to have anything resembling a sweet tooth. But are those people who should really be believed? Have they done anything to earn our trust? Seriously, anyone who could turn down a Milky Way, a chocolate chip cookie, a handful of Skittles, some Starburst or any similar treat is someone to keep a watchful eye on. Now, for the normal people, those who openly admit to having a considerable sweet tooth, we all have our favorite snack, a guilty pleasure that, when presented with, is nearly impossible to resist. Dustin is one of the normal people. He is a big fan of sweets, but he admits that one specific treat was way too much for even him. In a clip posted on YouTube, Dustin named a treat, one that you might be familiar with, that he had to resist the urge because it almost gave him an irreversible medical condition. I love sweet stuff so much, he said. There was a new Cheeto that came out this year, almost killed me. They made it and covered it in cinnamon and sugar. It is called Sweetos; it should be called Diabeetos. It is so good. I cant stop eating sweet stuff. Later in the clip, he confessed to being a massive fan of a specific Girl Scout cookie. My favorite kind of Girl Scout cookie to eat is thick mint, and thats just when you eat a whole sleeve of thin mints, he said. 1 Corinthians 10:31So then, if it is a question of food or drink, or any other thing, whatever you do, do all to the glory of God.

Her demonstration of road rage in the South will have you cracking up. This woman showed how angry and exasperated drivers in the southern part of the United States are likely to express themselves. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see how road rage goes down in the South. If youve ever been fearful, sad, disgusted or angry, congratulations, thats because youre a human being. Weve all felt them at one time or another, possibly even many of them in a short period of time. Emotions are simply part of being human, and for the most part, we cannot control when or how deeply we feel them. However, while we may not be able to control when or how much we feel a particular emotion, we can control how we express ourselves when were feeling that way. For the most part, this is about anger, because people can do some crazy, out-of-character things when they are irate. Road rage is a perfect example of what can happen when people get a little heated under the collar. In a clip posted on YouTube, a woman demonstrated what Southerners are likely to say and do when they become irked and annoyed behind the wheel. Who knows, some of what she says and does may even describe you whenever you get a case of road rage. Youre driving like you got a pot of gumbo on the dash! she says. Im guessing that means shes upset with someone in front of her who is driving below the speed limit. Look at this jacked-up track taking up two spots, she added. His ego needed the extra room. Hey, you need both of those spots? Or you just need the extra attention? she asked. Those two perfectly describe me. People who operate big, oversized pickup trucks often have a certain way they drive, and you know exactly what I mean. These are only a handful of the deliriously funny statements she makes about her fellow drivers in the short clip. Philippians 2:3 Let nothing be done through strife of vainglory; but in lowliness of mind let each esteem other better than themselves.

A police investigation took an unexpected and hilarious turn in a Carol Burnett Show skit. The authorities knew something was a little off about the suspects story, but they couldnt quite put their finger on it. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see what transpired during this intense but laugh-out-loud police interrogation. There seems to be an endless lineup of movies and television shows featuring and/or centered on police and the men and women who work in law enforcement. Likely, if asked, anyone could easily rattle off a handful of television programs and films about the police. Or to make things even easier, name any movie or TV show featuring Bruce Willis. It would seem that nearly every one of his roles was him playing a cop. Needless to say, Americans are more than familiar with the inner workings and steps involved in a police investigation. This strong familiarity provides ample room for comedy, with writers and actors using our expectations against us and taking things in a completely unexpected direction. That is precisely what happened in a classic skit from The Carol Burnett Show featuring Harvey Korman and Vicki Lawrence. In the clip posted on YouTube, Vicki is a suspect in a murder, while Harvey and another gentleman play a couple of hard-boiled police detectives. Harvey and his partner have had just about all they can take of Vicki. They have been interrogating her for hours and she keeps giving them the same story, recounting the same details in every retelling. Maybe Vicki is telling the truth after all? However, Harvey is not buying her story, believing it to be a mishmash of lies and untruths. But, for whatever reason, he cannot understand why he does not believe. Its almost like hes heard her story somewhere before. When she starts telling her story yet again, it becomes hilariously clear why the officers find her retelling of events so familiar. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

This comedian admitted that hes terrified of his teenage daughter. The funnyman, Joe Bronzi, is the father of two, and one of them frightens him much more than the other. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear why Joe is so afraid of his teenage daughter. Raising children is one of the toughest, most challenging things a human being can do. Many would argue, rightly so, that being a parent is the hardest thing to do on Earth. Your life will never be the same after their arrival, and sadly, they do not come with an instruction manual. Parents, especially when their children reach those dreaded teenage years, have to be constantly second-guessing themselves. Am I doing the right thing? Should I have done this instead of that? How should I handle that situation next time? Are my kids learning the right things? Am I a bad parent? Those are just some of the questions most parents are likely to ask themselves, particularly when they are dealing with teenagers. In a clip posted on YouTube, Joe explains that he is currently the father of two teenagers a boy and a girl. His son, Joe, adds, is book smart, but doesnt always use or even appear to have a lot of common sense. However, that is a relatively minor issue when considering that his daughter has him scared to death most of the time. I have a teenage girl, and in this day and age, having a teenage girl has taught me that a teenage girl is the meanest creature on Gods green Earth, he said. Sometimes I just throw meat in the room and shut the door. Later in the clip, he mentioned the terrifying sound she makes whenever she gets upset, which, according to Joe, occurs two to three times a minute. Likely, its a sound and involves a stance that most parents have seen many times before. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

This comedian just described every small town. Its actually surprising and frightening how accurately he pointed out the layout of the majority of small towns in the United States of America. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear his spot-on description of how many towns are arranged. Many people across the country live in what would be considered a small town. And if that is more your speed, go for it and enjoy it. Who am I, or anyone else, to say who should live here, there or anywhere? The United States of America is a place where everyone is or should be welcome and allowed to live where and how they choose. Life in a small town, as its residents can attest to, moves at a much slower pace, and more than likely, everyone knows one another and is way too much into each others business. Also, small towns all seem to have a similar look, a familiar layout, as those residents know all too well. In a clip posted on YouTube, one comedian hilariously points out and describes the layout of every small town. It may not be the most flattering or aesthetically pleasing, but speaking from first-hand experience, what he says is 100 percent spot-on and accurate. Gas station, Subway, combine them, same building, he said. I want one road with only the essentials four bars, one church and a boutique that no one shops at. Later in the clip, he hysterically mentions some of the landmarks typically found in every small town. Water town, paint it baby blue, he added. Pick a random animal. Make a worlds largest statue. Put it right when you come into town. Near the end of the clip, he even describes the placement of a small towns train tracks, which all seem to be in a nearly identical location. Train tracks, run them right through the middle of town, he said. Make it really inconvenient for everyone. Everything he says about small towns and how they are laid out is incredibly accurate. The only thing he may not be entirely correct about is the mayor being a canine. Proverbs 17: 22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.