Funny Kids

This teachers country tune of student quotes will have you cracking up. Its an incredibly inventive way to use the hilariously strange things his students say. Watch the short but laugh-out-loud clip to hear the song the educator created from things his students have said in the classroom. Teaching, much like parenting, is not something for the weak or faint of heart. Its a profession that is extremely important but also incredibly difficult. Children, regardless of their age, will put your patience, resolve and perseverance to the test. Teachers absolutely deserve a large amount of respect. One way children commonly put their teachers sanity to the test is with their crazy questions and insane, off-the-wall things theyll say. Im sure every teacher has more than a few examples of children just saying the most absurd things. Sure, what they say may provide a momentary laugh, a few giggles, but then those teachers have to wonder what is going on in their minds to even come up with something like that? In a clip posted on YouTube, an educator has found a creative outlet for the things his students have said in his classroom. He actually turned those quotes into a country song, and to be honest, its really not that bad, especially when compared to what passes for country music today. Within moments, you will be laughing and giggling to yourself. But then again, you, like many teachers, will find yourself wondering how and why a child would ever say such things. Like, what is the context in which this child made this statement, and was it in any way applicable to the situation? It might not be a song you return to repeatedly, but then again, it might be one that you listen to periodically for a good laugh. No matter how many times you listen to this tune, it will have you cracking up every time. James 3:1 Do not all be teachers, my brothers, because we teachers will be judged more harshly than others.

This father, Trey Kennedy, realizes his son is growing up, and he doesnt like it. In a very strange but specific way, the popular comedian notices that his youngster is not as small as he previously thought, and he is not a fan of it. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see how Trey spotted that his son is growing up. Children are not little for long, as every parent knows well. Blink once, and that baby you just brought home from the hospital is heading to kindergarten. Do it again, and that same child has started high school. Once more, your baby has graduated from high school and is pulling out of the driveway, with college as their destination. One more time, and they are standing at the altar, exchanging vows and saying, I do. Moments with our children are precious and incredibly fleeting. Once they are gone, they are gone, never to be recovered again. So, make the most of the time youve been given with your little ones, because they don't stay little for long. Make memories, take pictures and hold them tight. In a clip posted on YouTube, Trey, in a comedic manner, shows how children do not stay little for long. In no time at all, that child, whom you seemingly just brought home from the hospital yesterday, will be backing out of your driveway for the final time. Trey, who plays all three parts in the clip, enters the living room as the father and strikes up a conversation with the baby version of Trey. Its not a deep conversation, but what is said, particularly how a word is said, is enough to send the father version of Trey out of the room in hysterics. He finds his wife, who also, surprise, is played by Trey, to tell her what he has just discovered. She doesnt take this news well either, but Trey soon finds a way to lighten the mood and take in all the changes. Ephesians 6:4 And, you fathers, do not make your children angry: but give them training in the teaching and fear of the Lord.

This dads deal with his child backfired spectacularly. When he made this agreement with his youngster, he would have had no idea that he would end up on the wrong side of it. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear about the deal this father made with his daughter, how things didnt quite go as he imagined and what happens now. Parenting is not an easy task. In fact, most people would argue, and rightly so, that raising a human being is one of the toughest things anyone can do. No children come with a set of instructions. They do not arrive with an instruction manual or anything of the sort. So, if you thought, for whatever reason, that was the case, you will be sorely mistaken. Parenting is very much like a learn-as-you-go, trial-and-error type of situation. Its all about taking each situation and circumstance as they come and handling it as best as possible. Sometimes youll be right and other times, youll be incorrect. However, youll be better prepared for the next time. Well, one way parents try to get their youngsters to do something they want is to make a deal with their children. They will make an agreement with their little one, telling them that if they do this, this will happen. Of course, parents will always make a deal that favors them. The task that must be completed will be impossible to complete. Well, as a video posted on YouTube makes clear, that is not always the case. Sometimes those deals can backfire in a spectacular fashion. The father mentioned that if his 9-year-old daughter had caught a bunny in the backyard, they could get another dog. Thinking that was obviously not realistic, I was like, Yeah, sure, he said. But he did not take a couple of facts into consideration before agreeing to this deal. Several things happened, and now he is likely to end up not only with another dog but also with a bunny. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

You wont believe the hilarious careers these kids think their parents have. The youngsters are more than a little wrong when asked what their parents do for work. Watch the short to hear what the children say their parents do for work and then what their moms and dads actually do. Children are some of the most honest and straightforward people in the world. Seriously, if you want an opinion on any subject, ask a child; they will be more than happy to help. However, as you already know, what they say may not be what you want to hear. So, just be careful, your feelings and ego could be slightly damaged in the process. Another truly funny thing about most children is how earnest and sincere they can be about something, especially when they have no idea what they are talking about. To be fair, this doesnt just apply to children, and if you dont believe me, look at social media. Those platforms are filled with people posting their misinformed and misguided thoughts about every subject imaginable. However, its funny when children do it, and not nearly as sad and disappointing when its from full-grown adults. A clip posted on YouTube captures several children as they are asked what their parents do for work. Their answers are absolutely hilarious on their own, but they're even better when their parents give the correct answer. Most of the children are way, way off, but each one of them truly believes that they are right, and thats what their mothers and fathers get paid to do. It has to be that they picked up on one or two things that were said about their parents jobs and have convinced themselves thats what they do. However, not all of the children in the video are entirely off base. Some of them do answer correctly. But for the majority, its clear they are completely clueless about their parents professions. Colossians 3:23 Whatever you do, do it readily, as to the Lord and not to men;

Being a mom of two is hilariously different from what she imagined. She had these ideas about what having two children would be like; the only problem was that they didnt match reality. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see what she thought motherhood would be like, just how wrong she was, and what life is really like with two kids. Children are a gift from the Lord above, and they should be treated as such. Being a parent is, without question, the greatest blessing anyone can receive on this earth. Can or would anyone ever argue otherwise? There is nothing quite like being a parent and watching your little one grow, learn and explore. Sure, your life will change in every possible way after their arrival, but it will all be for the better. However, before those little ones make their much-anticipated arrival, every parent-in-waiting has ideas and visions of what they believe parenting a child or multiple children will be like. Rarely, if ever, do those visions sync up with reality. In a clip posted on YouTube, a woman does exactly this. She has specific ideas of what it will be like when she has two children. The two children will get along fabulously, being kind and sharing everything with one another. Thats what she thought, or at least, hoped would happen when she became a mother of two. But she was very, very wrong. She probably couldnt have been more wrong. Instead, she is constantly being beckoned by her little ones. The older child wants nothing to do with the younger child. He wants to play in peace, but the younger child refuses to cooperate. I dont want to share any of my trucks, the older child tells the younger one. The most hilarious part of the entire clip is when the mother hears one of her children crying. As any responsible parent would, she immediately asks what happened. Hysterically, the older child gives her an honest and straightforward answer. I pushed her, one of the children responds. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

These clever students figured out the teachers joke. Hilariously, it was a joke involving the law, and the youngsters came up with the right punchline. Watch the short, but hilarious clip to hear the educators joke and then how quickly the smart, witty kids came up with the punchline. Everyone loves laughing and having a reason to smile. Can you even think of someone who would rather, instead of laughing, sit expressionless, in total and complete silence, as they remain miserable? Hopefully, you do not. That would most definitely be someone to avoid. They would not be fun at parties, if they even get invited to them, which, being a total buzzkill, probably do not. Anyway, one way to add a little more laughter to life is through the telling and hearing of jokes. Stand-up comedians do this as a living, but, of course, anyone can tell jokes, even elementary school teachers. A video posted on YouTube shows a teacher, who calls herself Ms. Pencils Away, doing this. In fact, she actually tells her class of elementary students jokes every day, which she calls The Joke of the Day. How it usually goes, she instructs her students to put their pencils away because its time for the Joke of the Day. She will then tell them a joke, giving them the setup and an opportunity to guess the punchline. The kids will give their best guesses, with some students getting pretty close, but never quite there. However, that all changed with her latest joke. The teacher gave the setup: Who did the otter call when he got arrested? After a handful of really incredibly witty and clever guesses, one student gets the punchline right. Can you say that you have ever done that? These are elementary students. Did you guess the punchline before the student in the clip? James 3:1 Do not all be teachers, my brothers, because we teachers will be judged more harshly than others.

All parents have heard these hysterical, nonsensical responses from children. Its amazing how much mothers and fathers will be able to relate to what is said. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear these mind-boggling, all-too-real retorts that will have you laughing. Children are, without a doubt, the most honest group of people youll ever encounter. If you want someones straightforward, blunt thoughts and opinions, ask a child. However, just be prepared for what may follow your question because you may not like what is said. They will, after all, say exactly what they are thinking and feeling, regardless of whose feelings it might hurt. Now, while children are incredibly honest, they are not great debaters. After they develop the ability to speak, most will talk just to talk, and that seems to be what happens when they are told something they dont want to do and attempt to argue. Their pushback, while often very enthusiastic and impassioned, will most of the time not make much sense. Its almost as if they are not answering the question asked of them, but instead the one they want to answer. In a clip posted on YouTube, a mother, playing both roles, depicts several contentious arguments between her and her child. These are battles that every parent has faced with their youngster at one time or another. Additionally, the responses the mother gets are likely ones all parents have received before. None of them makes sense at all, but they are still funny, nonetheless. In the opening moments, the woman, as her child yawns, which is, of course, an indication that someone is tired. However, this child is not tired and has a perfectly good explanation for why she yawned and then rubbed her eye. Hey, buddy, you want to lay down? the mother asks. No, Im not tired, the youngster says. You look tired, the mother responds. No, I was just fixing my eye, so it didnt fall out, the child says. This is just one of the many scenarios depicted in the short clip. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

A teacher offered a look at what its like to educate middle schoolers, particularly boys. This glimpse of what its trying to reach these youngsters will likely be very relatable to other teachers and even to parents of teenagers. Watch this short but hilarious clip to see just how challenging it is to be a teacher, especially when youre teaching middle school. Hopefully, whatever you do, you do not hate and dread going to work. That would be a horrible way to live. You may, by chance, like and enjoy what you do. However, no matter how much you may like your job, no position is perfect. There will always be situations and circumstances that are not ideal when it comes to our job. Nothing in this world is perfect, so why should we expect our jobs to be? Every position has its ups and its downs. This is especially true for teachers. Like everyone else, they have their good days and their bad days. But I have never tried teaching someone who isnt all that interested in learning. That sounds like a horrible situation. However, thats a reality many teachers face every day, and thats not a great environment for learning at all. Thankfully, that is not how this teacher describes teaching middle schoolers. Instead, he calls it pure entertainment. In a clip posted on YouTube, a teacher hysterically shows what its like to teach seventh- and eighth-grade boys. Hilariously, the very first thing he points out in the clip is how they make random, unexplainable noises for no apparent reason whatsoever. But thats teenagers, right? There isnt usually an explanation for most of what they do. Also, this teacher says that they tend to overuse the word Bruh, saying it 1,000 times a day. Its clear from this short but uproarious clip that teaching those youngsters is certainly an adventure. James 3:1 Do not all be teachers, my brothers, because we teachers will be judged more harshly than others.

A young comedian on Britains Got Talent will have you cracking up. The tiny funnyman has put together a routine that is both really hilarious and very cute. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear the young man do a stand-up routine full of jokes that is sure to have you laughing for quite some time. Stand-up comedy has to be one of the toughest things in the world to do. Of course, its a solitary act in which one person stands on stage and tells jokes, desperately hoping the audience laughs. If the jokes dont land or the audience stays completely silent, there is no one else to blame but the person holding the microphone. If that sounds like a frightening situation, you would be entirely correct. Most people would never even think about walking on stage and giving stand-up comedy a try. However, there are still people looking to make a name for themselves in the rough and tumble world of stand-up comedy, even, as it turns out, children. In a clip posted on YouTube, 8-year-old Monty Morris took the Britains Got Talent stage and announced to the shows four judges and the studio audience that he is a stand-up comedian. After a quick back and forth with the judges, it was time for the young man to get into his act. As most comedians do, the little guy told jokes about his life, which, for most 8-year-olds, is primarily his mother, the playground and school. Not surprisingly, those are the subjects the tiny comedian talked about during his audition. However, what was surprising was how truly funny and entertaining the young man was, and how many laughs he got from both the judges and the audience. The confident little guy told one joke after another, getting a well-deserved round of applause from the audience and the judges. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Every parent knows the embarrassment of their child being way too honest. This is a situation that, unfortunately, moms and dads know all too well. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear this mother create instances that would immediately result in overwhelming embarrassment for every parent if their child were to say these things. Honesty is the best policy, as it has been said many times. That is true, we should be open and upfront with one another. No one wants to be lied to or even, for the most part, associated with someone who has a problem with the truth. Becoming known as a liar is a deep, long-lasting reputational stain that is hard to remove and overcome. Now, its possible to be completely honest with someone while doing so delicately and with care, and with consideration for their feelings. Simply blurting out the unfiltered truth, without regard for others feelings, can do a lot of damage. Often, someone who acts this way, saying what everyone else is thinking, does so for shock value or hoping to hurt others intentionally. Much like a known liar, no one wants to be around that type of person. Children have not developed the ability to be honest with others while using tact and discernment. They say exactly what crops up in their minds, and, as parents know, this can make for extremely awkward and cringeworthy moments in which you wish you could disappear. In a clip posted on YouTube, one mother recreates some of these moments that would be completely embarrassing. Ooh, Mom, it smells like moldy towels in here, she said. What? Hey, whats all them bumps on your face? she added. My momma said you cant stay cause she dont like you, she said. Aunt Linda, you got a baby in your belly? she said. Cause it looks big. Those are only a handful of truly laugh-out-loud comments the woman makes. Hopefully, they are not coming from her personal experience. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

All parents will relate to these hilarious mealtime struggles. Moms and dads know that, at times, getting their youngster to eat can be a battle, where both sides refuse to give an inch. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see situations that parents know all too well recreated in hilarious, spot-on fashion. Eating, consuming vitamins and nutrients, is necessary for survival. Thats not some kind of earth-shattering or groundbreaking discovery or statement. Its a simple fact that everyone knows and understands to be true. If you eat, you will stay alive, but if you go without eating or drinking for an extended period of time, eventually death will move in and take over. While all of that is common knowledge, trying to get that across to a child can be, at times, like pulling teeth. Every parent knows that every child goes through phases when they do not want to eat anything, or at least anything you provide for them. They will give any and every excuse why they cannot or will not eat this or that, no matter how nonsensical and flawed their reasoning might be. A clip posted on YouTube recreates scenarios that all parents know all too well. The mother presents her child with a variety of snacks, and every single time, without fail, the child, also played by the woman, gives a reason why the food is unacceptable to them. Most of the youngsters responses to the food laid out for them are absurd and make absolutely no sense. But again, that is nearly every child when they reach this extremely picky stage. Perhaps a child being picky about what they will and won't eat is a way for them to assert themselves and develop independence. Whatever the case may be, it is incredibly infuriating for every parent. Just eat the food! 1 Corinthians 10:31So then, if it is a question of food or drink, or any other thing, whatever you do, do all for the glory of God.

These proven teaching facts are too relatable for every educator. Its likely that most teachers have experienced these exact same situations more than once in their careers. Watch this short but hysterical clip to hear what this teacher name these undeniable, scientifically proven facts of teaching. Teaching is an incredibly important position. The men and women who work in the education field are literally touching, molding and shaping the next generation. What they say, do, and how they act and come across in the classroom will have long-lasting repercussions. The students might pay attention to words said in the classroom (as every teacher undoubtedly knows), but they are always watching what you do and how you act. Now, while teaching is a crucial position in society, it is, at the end of the day, still a job. It comes with ups and downs. Teachers have good days and bad days; times when they love their jobs and instances when they wish they did anything but teach. As such, one teacher has compiled a list of what he considers 100 percent, scientifically proven facts about the teaching profession in a clip posted on YouTube. Some of these facts are likely very familiar to teachers. Whether youre an educator or not, you will still find yourself laughing at what this teacher says are truths about his job. The only time you dont write your objective on the board is when the principal is going to do a drop-in observation, he said. His next fact involves how the students will react when this or that happens. If you have perfect directions written, your students arent going to read it, he added. But if you have one typo in your directions, the students are all going to read it, and let you know you made a mistake, but still not follow the directions. These are only two of his many facts about the teaching profession that will have you laughing out loud. James 3:1 Do not all be teachers, my brothers, because we teachers will be judged more harshly than others.

This teacher changed up her routine slightly and told her class two jokes, including one involving Star Wars. Instead of just one, the students in this educators class got two laugh-out-loud jokes. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear the teachers jokes and the students reactions to both punchlines. Who doesnt love a good joke every now and then? What could be better than having a reason to laugh and smile? What about having two reasons to laugh and smile? That would definitely count, as we all could use more laughter and humor in our lives. The ever-popular and classic dad jokes always bring smiles wherever they are recited or heard. In addition to the many laughs that come with those types of jokes, inevitably, plenty of eye rolls, moans and groans will follow as well. Why? Well, if youre familiar with dad jokes at all, you know they are often incredibly corny, employing puns and playing off words in their punchlines. In a clip posted on YouTube, a teacher who tells the elementary students in her class one dad joke every day changed things up a bit. Theres nothing wrong with disrupting a routine every once in a while. So, instead of telling the youngsters just one eye-rolling joke, the kids were treated to two jokes. The first one was about Elon Musk and a lemur, and the big, noticeable difference between the two. The children tried their darndest to figure out the punchline to this one, with one student coming very close to giving the correct response. Instead, the educator had to tell them the punchline. Her second joke, which I believe was the far superior one, had to do with the legendary and beloved Star Wars film franchise. If you think a little bit about this one, youll probably figure this one out before she serves up the punchline. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

This dad recalled his little ones hysterical and distressing confession. He could not believe what he heard come out of her mouth. Its the kind of statement that would make you stop, check your ears and ask her to repeat it. Watch the short, hilarious clip to listen to what the child told her father she did that day, right before she went to sleep. Children are an absolute gift from the good Lord, and those youngsters should be treated as such. Every parent would completely and wholeheartedly agree with that conclusion. Children are one of the many ways in which He blesses and enriches our lives. Most moms and dads would also likely say they are routinely shocked and thrown for a loop by what their children say. Children are incredibly honest, constantly saying whatever pops into their minds. Additionally, small children are still learning and can often say things that they dont necessarily mean. As every parent knows, this can lead to some strange conversations, which very frequently force parents to play detective as they try to decipher what their little one is trying to express. In a hysterical clip posted on YouTube, a father recounted a conversation with his 3-year-old daughter in which she said something extremely shocking. She made a confession that had the father wondering about their elderly cats whereabouts and momentarily fearing for the animals safety. I put the cat in the oven, the child told her father, which is a sentence you never want to hear your toddler say. Like any father would after hearing something like that, the father knew he immediately needed to verify her statement to see if the familys cat had actually been placed in the oven. As it turned out, the child was not totally incorrect. What the father discovered was that a stuffed animal, a cat, had been put in a miniature toy oven. The familys cat was found safe and unharmed. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

A father shared the startling and funny request his daughter made. What she said would have made any parent stop immediately and ask the child to repeat it to make sure they heard correctly. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what the young woman asked her father. As every parent knows, children can and do say some pretty hysterical, outlandish things. There are times when whatever they say immediately causes you to stop in your tracks and question yourself. Did I really hear what I think I heard? If, as a parent, you have never been in that position before, get ready because you will find yourself there. Their unbridled honesty, combined with a unique perspective and minimal life experience, can lead to some belly laughs. Often, the most hilarious things that come out of their mouths are when they get something halfway correct. Or they substitute something for a word or a name that they intended to say. One father is all too familiar with what can happen when a child says something a little, or more accurately, a lot wrong. In a clip posted on YouTube, a father, while sitting in his car, enjoying his morning coffee from what appears to be a Cookie Monster mug, recalls a conversation he had with his 3-year-old. She made a very shocking, laugh-out-loud request of her father, which prompted him to ask her to repeat it. My 3-year-old goes, Yeah, Dadda, I would like to go to Ebola again, the father recalled. Understandably, the father needed some outside help deciphering what the little one was attempting to say. He called in the recruits his older children- and asked for their assistance. Eventually, after a series of questions to really drill down on what she was trying to get out, it was discovered what the child was talking about, and it had nothing to do with a deadly disease. Ephesians 6:4 And, you fathers, do not make your children angry: but give them training in the teaching and fear of the Lord.

A dad shared the many ways to try to get kids to do the one chore they all hate. Its unclear whether these strategies are 100 percent effective, but you will be laughing uncontrollably at his attempts, and that is for sure. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see the various approaches to get children to do this one household chore. As all parents know, children do not enjoy household chores. Can you blame them? Who wants to do work when there is so much play and fun to be had? Did you like being told this or that must be completed before you went outside to play with your friends? Of course not, but we did it begrudgingly anyway, most of the time, anyway. For whatever reason, despite the many and various tasks that children are commanded to complete around the house, there is one that all of them seem to hate with a fiery passion: making the bed. Its almost sure to be the one thing you dreaded doing the most as well. Perhaps all that hatred comes because of the uselessness of the task. Who are they making their bed for? Once they get into it at night, those five or 10 minutes making the bed have been entirely wasted. Regardless of how one feels about making the bed, one father has come up with several approaches on how to get your youngster to make their bed. Some of them are likely to produce better results than others. However, he also does not promise a success rate or even that the odds of your child making their bed will increase if you implement his maneuvers. What do you think is the best way to get kids to make their beds in the morning? Or is it even a task worth doing? The short clip will still have you laughing long after it ends! Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.